COIL/MARC ALMOND/THE THE - ONE OF THE RAREST LPs EVER VIRGINIA ASTLEY/FOETUS/CABARET VOLTAIRE/YELLO/TEST DEPT Start Price GBP 400.00 Current Price GBP 400.00 Time Left - Bid Count 1 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Tuesday, August 19, 2008 End Time Tuesday, August 26, 2008 Location London See more about 'COIL/MARC ALMOND/THE THE - ONE OF THE RAREST LPs EVER' Description COIL PSYCHIC TV THE THE CABARET VOLTAIRE MARC ALMOND VIRGINIA ASTLEY TEST DEPT. SCRAPING FOETUS OFF THE WHEEL YELLO EINSTURZENDE NEUBAUTEN IF YOU CAN'T PLEASE YOURSELF, YOU CAN'T PLEASE YOUR SOUL I AM OFFERING - FOR THE FIRST TIME ON eBay - ALL FOUR VINYL VARIANTS OF "IF YOU CAN'T PLEASE YOURSELF, YOU CAN'T PLEASE YOUR SOUL" DON'T BOTHER LOOKING THIS UP IN RECORD COLLECTOR - THEY DON'T BELIEVE THAT THIS EXISTS - BUT THEN THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE ME ABOUT MARC AND THE MAMBAS "BIG LOUISE" - HOW STUPID THEY MUST FEEL NOW! HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY THERE IS A "MISSING" CATALOGUE NUMBER BETWEEN SOFT CELL'S "THIS LAST NIGHT...IN SODOM" AND MARC ALMOND'S "VERMIN IN ERMINE" ALBUMS? - WELL WONDER NO MORE - IT WAS INTENDED FOR A SOME BIZARRE COMPILATION ENTITLED "WASTE DISPOSAL EYES" FOR WHICH VAL DENHAM DID THE COVER PAINTING (IT SUBSEQUENTLY ADORNED THE INNER SLEEVE OF THE EMI EDITION). GIVEN THE BIZL7 CATALOGUE NUMBER - PLUS THE PHONOGRAM FILE NUMBER 822 768. THERE WAS NO COPY IN THE COIL ARCHIVE. THERE WERE NO COPIES TO BE FOUND WHEN THE SOME BIZARRE OFFICES IN ST. ANNES COURT WERE EMPTIED (ALTHOUGH SOFT CELL ACETATES AND STEVO'S OWN COPY OF THE TG FETISH BOX SET WERE!). THE ONLY OTHER KNOWN COPY BELONGS TO THE OWNER OF THE "BIG LOUISE" 12". THE FOUR VARIENTS ARE AS FOLLOW: 1. BIZL7 2. TAPE1 3. EMS-91141 4. SBZLP1 VARIENT 1: PHONOGRAM EDITION PROMO (ONLY) WITH "1" AND "2" LABELS, 2 PAGE INFORMATION SHEET (DATED 29/1/85) STAPLED TO GENERIC INNER SLEEVE + 1 PAGE PHOTOCOPY FROM "CITY LIMITS" MAGAZINE ALL CONTAINED IN BLANK WHITE SLEEVE NEAR MINT CONDITION VARIENT 2: EMI EDITION WITH APPLIED GREEN STICKER, INNER SLEEVE, POSTER AND INSERT NEAR MINT CONDITION (INSERT IS CREASED) VARIENT 3: TOSHIBA/EMI (JAPAN) EDITION WITH OBI, FOLDOUT INSERT AND INNER SLEEVE NEAR MINT CONDITION (OBI HAS BEEN TORN & REPAIRED WITH CLEAR TAPE) IN ADDITION - THIS IS A PROMO VERSION WITH ADDITIONAL TEXT ON BOTH LABELS AND LARGE STICKER IN VERSO VARIENT 4: SOME BIZARRE/ROUGH TRADE REISSUE WITH INNER SLEEVE AND INSERT MINT CONDITION TRACKS: SCRAPING FOETUS OFF THE WHEEL THE ONLY GOOD CHRISTIAN IS A DEAD CHRISTIAN CABARET VOLTAIRE PRODUCT PATROL TEST DEPT. TOTAL NERVOUS PHENOMONON MARC ALMOND LOVE AMONGST THE RUINED PSYCHIC T.V. TWISTED THE THE FLESH & BONES COIL THE WHEEL YELLO DECENT IS DIFFICULT VIRGINIA ASTLEY WAITING TO FALL EINSTURZENDE NEUBAUTEN WARDROBE FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE BIDDING IF YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT ITEMS FROM ME BEFORE PLEASE READ THE me PAGE GOOD LUCK! Place a Bid!